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The Crew
"Keep Doing What You Have To Do To Help Your Team Out"-Rob Gronkowski
Brady Morphy
Brady Bets Eighty
Hometown:
Altadena, CA, known for the best pizza Costco has to offer
Occasionally turns into a dog named Bullet.
Currently working on a Saw/Muppets crossover called Sawka Sawka!
Chris Black
The Heartthrob
Hometown:
A Gorgeous One-Bedroom with a VONS front view
Voted best dressed at the table.
Sidekick: A background TV on mute playing a Cowboys game that'll end in disappointment.
Robert Roelofs
Honest Rob
Hometown:
Hollyweird, CA
Honest in the streets, Still honest in the sheets.
Special Skill: Can name nearly every Oscar winner from any year.
Despite this, his father has still never said he's proud.
Scott Meslow
The Villain
Hometown:
Minnesota's Twin Cities,
Where the grass is greens and the girls are pretties.
Favorite NFL Team:
1988-2020: The Vikings
2021-Present: Not The Vikings
Drink of Choice: A Scotthattan, or a Scottini, or a Scott Fashioned, or a Scottdka Cranberry... (Get it!?!)
Matt Vasilogambros
The Inquisitor
Hometown:
Sunny San Diego, or wherever Emily's career dreams land.
Has been to 49 states. Would recommend 4.
Last Name Origin:
Greek: When someone puts the alphabet in iTunes and presses shuffle.
Kevin Nguyen
The Joker
Hometown:
Near a small mirror in New York City.
Has written a book rated 4/5 stars on Amazon.
Basketball is his favorite sport,
He likes the way they move it up and down the court.
Joshua Rivera
The Hair
Hometown:
In West Philadelphia Neither Born Nor Raised.. In His Apartment is where he spends most of his days.
Favorite Emoji: 👽
Favorite Katy Perry Song: 👽
Keith Bennett
Mountain Man
Hometown:
An island full of tropical Zoom birds.
Origin Story: In the year 3042, Keith was born into a world controlled by a proletariat gambling robot race. Using their massive wealth and machine power they forced humanity to work as their helpless servants and screen cleaners. Desperate to save what was left of humankind, Keith learned the art of poker, the machines vice of choice. He then traveled back in time to make sure the scourge of wealth is halted and the RICH NEVER GET RICHER!
Favorite Food: Burgers.
Robyn Kanner
The Mayor
Hometown:
The virtual fields of Madden NFL 21.
Worked on Beto O'Rourke's campaign just to hear some unreleased At The Drive In B-sides.
She's always dorkin over Aaron Sorkin.
Martin Rickman
Dr. Wildcard
Hometown:
A house in Long Beach under constant renovation.
Height:
5'5 In Person
6'5 On Zoom
No relation to Alan.
Matt Cohen
Boba Bett
Hometown:
Washington DEEZ-NUTS of Columbia.
Favorite Book: 47 Meters Down: Uncaged.
​Gives best hugs in the crew.*
*assumed not tested.
Eve Peyser
Three Pointer
Hometown:
Next to the largest TV the Pacific Northwest has ever seen.
Favorite Band: Billy Joel & Slipknot AKA BilpJot
Table Ally: Robyn
Table Enemy: Also Robyn
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