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The Crew

"Keep Doing What You Have To Do To Help Your Team Out"-Rob Gronkowski

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Brady Morphy

Brady Bets Eighty

Hometown:

Eagle Rock, CA and inside everyone's heart.

Occasionally turns into a dog named Bullet.

Currently working on a Saw/Muppets crossover called Sawka Sawka!

Chris Black

The Heartthrob 

Hometown:

Glendale, CA, but it's just temporary guys!

Voted best dressed at the table.

Sidekick: A background TV on mute playing a Cowboys game that'll end in disappointment.

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Robert Roelofs

Honest Rob

Hometown:

Hollywierd, CA.

Honest in the streets, Still honest in the sheets.

Special Skill: Can name nearly every Oscar winner from any year.

Despite this, his father has still never said he's proud.

Scott Meslow

The Villain

Hometown:

Minnesota's Twin Cities,

Where the grass is greens and the girls are pretties. 

Favorite NFL Team: 

1988-2020: The Vikings

2021-Present: Not The Vikings

Drink of Choice: A Scotthattan, or a Scottini, or a Scott Fashioned, or a Scottdka Cranberry... (Get it!?!)

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Matt Vasilogambros

The Inquisitor

Hometown:

MONTEREY ALL-DAY BAYBAY!

Has been to 49 states. Would recommend 4.

Last Name Origin:

Greek: When someone puts the alphabet in iTunes and presses shuffle.

Kevin Nguyen

The Joker

Hometown:

Near a small mirror in New York City. 

Has written a book rated 4/5 stars on Amazon. 

Basketball is his favorite sport,

He likes the way they move it up and down the court.

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Joshua Rivera

The Hair

Hometown:

Wáshingtón Héíghts, NY

Favorite Emoji: 👽

Favorite Katy Perry Song: 👽

Keith Bennett

Mountain Man

Hometown:

An island full of tropical Zoom birds.

Origin Story: In the year 3042, Keith was born into a world controlled by a proletariat gambling robot race. Using their massive wealth and machine power they forced humanity to work as their helpless servants and screen cleaners. Desperate to save what was left of humankind, Keith learned the art of poker, the machines vice of choice. He then traveled back in time to make sure the scourge of wealth is halted and the RICH NEVER GET RICHER!   

Favorite Food: Burgers.

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Robyn Kanner

The Mayor

Hometown:

The virtual fields of Madden NFL 21.

Worked on Beto O'Rourke's campaign just to hear some unreleased At The Drive In B-sides. 

She's always dorkin over Aaron Sorkin.

Martin Rickman

Dr. Wildcard

Hometown:

A house in Long Beach under constant renovation. 

Height: 

5'5 In Person

6'5 On Zoom 

No relation to Alan. 

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Matt Cohen

Boba Bett

Hometown:

Washington DEEZ-NUTS of Columbia.

Favorite Book: 47 Meters Down: Uncaged.

Gives best hugs in the crew.*

*assumed not tested.

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